A fat rat

I knew there was a rat in the house because you could here it in the walls between the bathrooms. We were sitting in our bedroom watching Lost and we could hear the scratching. E told me he'd heard it a few times during the last week or so. He told me it was probably a little mouse and that he would get it with poison. Only I didn't think it sounded so little.

I got up this morning to make breakfast and start to see all these POOPS everywhere. On the stove and in the sink! AAAAHHH! And they're HUGE POOPS! This guy is big! It makes me sick to think he's been walking around my kitchen and all over the counters!!! I'm so mad.

So E told me if I bait a big rat trap and set it he would be the one to check it and dispose what ever it traps. That's what it gets for being in my kitchen.

Ug, I'm so ill.